Spaceman Spiff

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:06:15 GMT

09:16 Is there anything worse in life than dropping the sugar packet into your coffee? #
09:23 Odd musical pairings as seen on my iPhone, a running list: 1) Lady GaGa and Le Tigre #
09:31 My mother has been suggested to me as a Facebook friend. Facebook is over. #
09:38 @DanLangley What? #
09:46 @epenthesis The Holocaust is so passe. #
10:20 I dunno if Lady Gaga is going to stay around, but it's refreshing to have pop music not from the 4th runner up on season 7 of American Idol. #
10:36 @DanLangley Whatever #
11:14 @JonasFiel Hehe it was hard to fit into a tweet ;) #
14:21 Just did another weed of the people I follow. Who needs lists? #
15:15 @lostinmiami You could argue that. Technically we haven't been in a war since WWII. #
15:19 @lostinmiami Down with the system! #
15:22 So, "Poker Face" is about bad sex, right? #
15:25 @lostinmiami I hear you. I graduated with my MLS in May, been sending out resumes since last Decemer and still nothing. #
16:05 @JonasFiel Lady Gaga is brilliant, sorry. #
16:14 @JonasFiel Hee okay. Disco stick! #
16:28 Holy crap they redesigned British coins last year? I like them but it makes me sad :( #
16:36 I have the sudden longing to be in England. Time to grab a cab to JFK! #
16:41 @cheesivore I wish I could actually afford a trip to England :( #
16:53 @cheesivore Oh boy! How long am I going for? #

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:06:32 GMT

01:22 Note to self: smoking makes your stomach feel terrible. Do not do it, no matter how drunk you are. #
14:40 connected with Christopher B... in Chorus on iPhone. Get Chorus bit.ly/1bluJR. Connect with Eric bit.ly/1nML54. #
16:38 @JonasFiel WTF was wrong with the '80s? #

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:05:37 GMT

16:36 DId Garry Shandling come back from the future and eat Garry Shandling? What the hell happened to him? #
16:40 There's something awesome about being so lazy that the sun is setting before you take a shower. #
16:41 @qmuser That's probably what I'm watching. It's the last episode of Real Time of the season from 10/16. His facial muscles don't move! #
16:47 @lostinmiami That's what I need to do! I have to meet a friend @6:30 though and it's mighty tempting to be lazier and just get food tomorrow #
21:14 twitpic.com/op9kt Hipsters, in their natural habitat. #
21:17 @lostinmiami Oooh. I hope you got inappropriately drunk. #
21:24 @lostinmiami Oh yeah. #

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:06:26 GMT

09:18 Woke up at 6AM because I was cold. Shut window and couldn't get back to sleep. I hate that. #
09:19 @qmuser Oh, no. Please don't "woof" at hot guys. It's so, so, demeaning and nonsensical. It makes my soul die a little bit. #
10:27 So many annoying Yankees fans from Long Island crowding Grand Central today. WALK FASTER YOU BITCHES #
13:09 @cheesivore Awesome! That is bonus points. It's too cold here now for pajama pants outside. :( #
15:47 What the fuck? bit.ly/4yUUvU #
15:55 I think I finally realized why Adam Lambert bothers me so much. He looks like the fucking Joker from the '60s Batman. #
16:39 @JonasFiel I LOVE IT #

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:07:51 GMT

09:05 @lostinmiami That's horrible! :( #
09:20 @lostinmiami Who says it can't be? #
09:22 I gotta say, my life has been a bit less stressful since I began a budget. #
09:36 @lostinmiami I agree. Cookie Monster is the shit. #
11:21 @zellybeanie Woo! #
11:36 @meghannyc I love this Twilight recap blog SO. FUCKING. MUCH. Thank you for sending me the link. #
11:43 @zellybeanie I can haz penetration? #
13:19 @zellybeanie Why are you answering the phone? #
13:43 @zellybeanie Huh, I'm the exact opposite. #
16:02 Danish power sockets are adorable! bit.ly/7Wmdi #
16:07 @lostinmiani Good article on SP. Didn't watch it, but probably don't agree with their point; I rarely do. #
17:01 @QueerMonkeyX YES. #
21:44 How can someone kill and/or injure 40 people on a military base? Don't they have like guns and shit? I'm confused. #
22:22 Bedbugs: they're what happens when you live north of 62nd Street. #

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:11:12 GMT

08:38 What the hell, Maine. #
09:39 Ugh, throat so dry and hurty. Sinuses so dry and hurty. Need humidifier in my bedroom from this point on. #
09:55 I am taking applications for a new friend to discuss politics with. Please DM me with your most hated elected official and favorite blog. #
10:00 @lostinmiami It's an okay answer, but you don't get any extra credit for it. #
11:09 RT: @JonasFiel: "If you put it up to the vote of the people, we’d have slavery again." - Jesse Ventura on CNN, 11/3/2009 #
11:29 Hello, hot copy machine repair guy! Can you stay for a while? #
12:16 Man, Twitter is a fucking downer today. #
12:27 @zellybeanie I'll join you. #
14:03 @eddus That is a fine question, isn't it? #
14:46 @QueerMonkeyX @goostersd Um, what? OJ in the morning is awesome. #
14:46 @eddus If you do I want a report! #
14:58 @QueerMonkeyX Yeah... plain OJ is great! I have it with oatmeal or cereal. #
15:02 @QueerMonkeyX What else are you supposed to drink in the morning that's not coffee? #
15:14 @lostinmiami Does he ever pan down to show the undies? This is what I want to know #
15:20 @DanLangley YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #
15:23 @lostinmiami WANT TO SEE #
16:20 RT: @zellybeanie: Harry Potter is going to be "naked and very sensual" in the next film HP and the Deathly Hallows. su.pr/1jxpNE HOT! #
16:38 @eddus Saucy! #
16:38 @eddus How much for one of those? #
16:42 @eddus That's a lot of quids! #
16:45 @eddus You should sell them on Etsy! #
16:45 @eddus Also maybe I should try knitting. I need something relaxing to do that doesn't involve shooting mutants. #
16:51 @eddus Oh really? Boooooo. #
16:51 @eddus Hey, I didn't say anything about MURDERING mutants. I leave them alive. #
16:57 @eddus Nah, just leave them for dead. Well, I guess that could be considered torture. :( #
22:46 @meghancnyc Meghan, thank you for sharing this with me. You are a true friend. 200 pages into New
Moon, btw #
22:46 @qmuser What is with you people? Drinking orange juice in the morning isn't weird! #

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:01:13 GMT

11:44 @iPear Haha. No problem. I was sitting here trying to figure out if this was some kind of new Twitter spam. :D #
13:36 I am on a bus in the far reaches of Queens. It is scary out here. #
14:00 twitpic.com/npb5z Piggy piggy #
14:00 @meghancnyc I was thinking of your journeys when I twittered that! #
14:39 twitpic.com/npijn Lost, pls send help #
14:44 twitpic.com/npk2p Nevermind, this chicken helped me out. #
14:50 twitpic.com/nplbv This is what a fat goat looks like. This is a very educational expirience. #
14:55 twitpic.com/npmhy I think this is Jason's hideout... #
17:22 I see that some of you are using lists. Explain them to me. What are they good for? #

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:01:40 GMT

09:17 @lostinmiami I detect sarcasm... #
09:18 Missed almost completely empty 7 train by 10 seconds. Next one to come was so full I think I should go get an STD test. #
10:05 @lostinmiami No. No I did not. No one enjoys the 7 train. #
10:09 I really wish Google Reader had finer gradations for "mark all as read" I would kill for an "older than 12 hours" option. #
10:14 @WorldWideJeb Excellent point! #
10:15 Crap, I think I want a DSi XL: bit.ly/3aaV0j #
10:36 I think it's only necessary to read the headlines on Wonkette. #
14:13 I am finding it... difficult... to believe that people are disappointed by Adam Lambert's album. Um, really? #
15:09 @epenthesis Cognitive dissonance. Your last tweet popped up just as I was reading this: www.fmylife.com/kids/6056189 #
19:45 @iPear I'm going to be where? #
20:31 @iPear I'm going to be in Philadelphia? #

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:32 GMT

08:15 @meghancnyc HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #
08:17 @watercoolerfilm It won't. #
09:19 @meghancnyc I really liked it. It's a beautiful film. #
11:14 Huh, Amtrak gave their site a redesign. Lookin' good, Amtrak! #
11:22 $178 round trip to go home for Thanksgiving? And then I have to do it again a month later? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh #
11:27 Train to Philly is much less expensive, but then I have to wait around for regional rail for 45 minutes. And it's SEPTA, so actually 2 hours #
15:53 RT: @StephenAtHome: if a picture's worth a thousand words, the people posting photos on twitter are going over by 860 characters #
16:10 @lostinmiami Pssssst. I think they photoshopped his eyes #
16:54 @cheesivore Haha! That sound awesome. I wish we had Pajama Day when I was in school. :( #
16:54 @cheesivore I have a friend in HR here at work. Maybe I could talk her into adopting this... #
18:14 Thursday is the new Friday. #
19:55 Diner forgot pickle and coleslaw with my cheeseburger deluxe. This is worse than the Holocaust. #
20:09 @DanLangley Mike is slipping in his old age #
21:15 It is really amazing how much better Parks & Recreation is this year. #

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:01:45 GMT

09:24 RT: @cartridgeblower: R: Episode 28 is out! It features Comedy, Tragedy, and Molyneux! www.cartridgeblowers.com #
09:42 @lostinmiami That site has some very questionable guys on it... #
10:06 @lostinmiami A couple of those guys look underage. #
10:37 @lostinmiami You didn't have the experience of being a high school student and thinking incoming freshmen looked incredibly young? #
10:40 @lostinmiami And people forget, but teenagers do look young. Most people don't start looking like an adult until 17 or 18 minimum. #
10:43 @lostinmiami You think so? I'm pushing 30, so that's really nice to hear. :D #
10:44 @lostinmiami People went to high school at 10? That's like fifth grade! #
10:52 @cheesivore Haha. I think I'd like your husband. #
10:52 @lostinmiami Ohhhh. Okay That makes more sense. #
11:00 @cheesivore Why not wear the pajama pants to storytime? #
11:04 @lostinmiami Other acceptable moments- Sunday morning Dunkin Donut run, 1AM ice cream run #
11:05 @lostinmiami Basically any action that will result in the need for additional elastic #
11:05 @cheesivore What you need to do is find pajama pants with cute animals on them. #
11:11 @lostinmiami @cheesivore Oh yes, slutty not acceptable for storytime. Unless we're talking like edible undies. #
11:11 @cheesivore Join us... join us.... #
11:33 @epenthesis I bring my lunch almost every day. It's easy. You can do it. #
11:36 @DanLangley I don't get it. #
11:36 @DanLangley Also you really need to change your icon. I keep thinking you're a spammer. #
11:40 OMG!!! This Bob Dylan Christmas album is ridiculous. #
11:42 I really need to buy this album. #
11:43 Hahahahaha David Hidalgo playing the accordion on Dylan's cover of "Must Be Santa" #
11:50 @epenthesis That is a good goal as well. #
11:53 @epenthesis What brought on this sudden bout of financial responsibility? #
12:00 @heykidzcomix I think perhaps George Costanza never actually read a book? #
12:03 RT @DanLangley @patkiernan Note to Assembly has secret F*** You message when you read top to bottom. IMAGE bit.ly/ILuckYou #
12:05 @heykidzcomix It's true. It's more "consume in an orgiastic fury of self-loathing" Ah, to be 16 again. #
12:07 @epenthesis How does poverty suddenly happen? I'm going to really start worrying if that's the case. #
12:07 @DanLangley Not really. Can you pick someone else to be your icon? #
12:10 @cheesivore Cold? In Texas? How is this possible? #
12:14 @DanLangley Someone hot. Preferably shirtless. #
12:26 @qmuser Uh oh, my boyfriend is going to Austin in a couple weeks and is expecting heat. I hope he's not too disappointed. #
12:28 @cheesivore Oh, hail no! #
12:28 @cheesivore Okay that was a really bad joke. :) #
16:46 Ramping myself up to head to the Times Square Empire after work. Goddamnit I hate Times Square. #
16:47 RT: @SecondAveSagas: A TWU official called Jay Walder + MTA Board "doody heads" today. That's really making a case for yourself, guys. #
21:26 Saw Paranormal Activity. The name is misleading. There is very little activity. #
21:49 @DrMabuse06 It was fun, but I wasn't that freaked out by it. #
21:49 @zellybeanie Woo! #

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:01:16 GMT

09:52 @eddus I think you're the only person ever to describe Nico as "sweet". :D #
10:04 @eddus What albums are you listening to? #
10:19 @eddus Um, The Marble Index? WTF, @oscardewinter? Let's get with the program! #
10:25 @eddus The Marble Index is Nico's best album. @oscardewinter must know that he is wrong. :D #
10:32 @eddus Is that what @oscardewinter said? Hmm... fair point. It is Advanced Nico. Best to leave it alone for now. #
10:45 @eddus @oscardewinter Mwahahahahahahahaha #
10:46 @eddus @oscardewinter It kind of sounds like a cross between the Archies, Tom Petty, and jazz fusion. #
11:00 @eddus No, I will not. #
11:01 Smooth Solutions: good name for a lite jazz band, or good name for a laxative? #
11:07 Imagine the song "Jai Ho." Imagine those words being replaced with "Hi Ho." Now you know why India is beating America in productivity. #
11:37 @cheesivore I can't handle the knowledge that you are wearing outside pants :( #
11:45 @cheesivore Oh well, okay then. That is worth it. No high heels though! That should be reserved for free cake. #
11:49 @cheesivore Oh hey, you'd be the person to ask. I'm looking for a good chocolate-layer cake recipe. Any suggestions? #
11:54 @cheesivore Oh, no hurry. I just want to make one sometime in the next couple of weeks. #
12:03 @cheesivore Okay! #
15:04 @DanLangley Sorcery #
16:39 Oh my god I think Manhattan has entered the event horizon of a black hole and I am going to be living this moment forever. #
17:46 @cheesivore Hey, she obviously wanted you to be full! Don't turn that kind of concern down. :D #
17:46 @cheesivore You've made me hungry. I think I'll go get dinner started now. :) #
23:04 RT: @cartridgeblower: R: Episode 28 is out! It features Comedy, Tragedy, and Molyneux! #

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:01:49 GMT

09:27 I need a bedbug detector. #
10:12 @DrMabuse06 I'm just freaking out every time I have an itch. #
11:06 @DanLangley Confirmation #
11:07 RT @michaelianblack Make America creepier! Put me in Cheerios! Vote "Purple Kangaroo." tinyurl.com/yj82wxa #
11:56 @lostinmiami @qmuser Are ghosts known to moon people? I don't get it. #
14:10 If dogs chase rabbits in heaven, does dog heaven equal rabbit hell? #
14:54 Everyone that follows me listens to Dave and Ben's Six Pack, right? #
15:30 @eddus @owenpallett Fu Manchu moustache #
16:39 I really want to go to a Hell House, but I can't seem to find one within any reasonable distance from NYC. :( #
16:59 @qmuser I know, but I still want to go to one. I think it would be hilarious. #
18:57 twitpic.com/n2qrv This made a lot more food than I thought. #
19:52 @qmuser No, I think "asshats" is the technical term. #
20:09 twitpic.com/n323i This is my evening. I can't decide how I feel about this. #
20:14 @lostinmiami @JonasFiel SHUT UP IT'S VERY COMPELLING #
20:37 @lostinmiami Oh lord no. Someone at work lent it to me. #
20:39 @JonasFiel No, it's really not good. It's probably the worst-written thing I've ever read. #
20:41 @lostinmiami I never said she was! #
21:27 @JonasFiel It's hard to explain. #
23:04 @eddus Wow, flashbacks to my teenage years. I used to be obsessed with Nico. #

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:02:05 GMT

18:45 Yeah, I dunno. Community isn't doing anything for me. #
18:49 @qmuser I dropped FlashFoward too. It was insulting my intelligence. #
19:26 @cheesivore That is terrible! #
19:27 @cheesivore I have been in my pajama pants since Friday night. I deem this a successful weekend. :D #
20:17 Baseball would be a lot more exciting if they got rid of this stupid "best of 7" rule and also made hitting players with bats legal #
22:22 Canceled my Brothers & Sisters season pass. I just don't care anymore. #
22:26 @qmuser Ah, glad I'm not the only one. #
22:26 @qmuser TV is getting worse every year. I don't think I added one new hour-long this year. #
23:09 Why do the Giants insist on making my heart stop? #
23:13 OMG BASSET HOUND ON TV #
23:20 YESSSSSSS #
23:20 SUCK IT, WARNER #
23:21 OR SHOULD I SAY SACK IT #

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:01:43 GMT

13:19 Why is it so hard to get up the desire to shower on Saturday? #
13:19 I gotta get moving. I'm recording in like an hour. #
18:50 twitpic.com/mssg5 Coffee is delicious. #
18:52 @wilw What sociopath would put their baby in a red one? #
18:53 RT @wilw The Star Trek uniform onesies from @ThinkGeek are supermegacool is.gd/4zOrH What sociopath would put their baby in a red one #
18:58 @acedtect I wonder, was that the same one that was at the Frankin Institute over the summer? #
22:34 @lostinmiami Yes because meringe is gross. #

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:02:03 GMT

09:11 L-O-V-E! It's a mystery! Where you'll find me! ♫ blip.fm/~f9wi2 #
09:45 Worst blog in the history of blogs? VERY POSSIBLE. www.hipsterrunoff.com/ #
10:20 I wonder when it will be longer fashionable to look like you didn't brush your hair. #
11:04 "Trying to balance partying and taking your HIV meds on time can be tough!" I hate Facebook ads so, so, much. #
11:21 @Todfilm oh I love facebook. It's great! #
11:47 Some guy just walked past my office wearing a scarf and no jacket. #
15:21 @qmuser 29, according to Wikipedia, with caveats for city and county bans. #
15:23 @qmuser bit.ly/Tg44g #
15:34 @qmuser I found it through a Google search for "gay anti-discrimination law". Was the first result. Gotta know how to structure a search ;) #
16:36 @DrMabuse06 Okay, Homer. ;) #
18:00 @qmuser Well, you were right! :D #
18:04 @qmuser Pro tip: I went to library school and have an undemanding desk job. :) #
20:12 twitpic.com/mnv16 The Little Penguin! #
20:48 @JonasFiel It is good, but keep in mind that I know absolutely nothing about wine. #
21:09 @JonasFiel I have been told that that is actually not a terrible way to pick wine. #
21:10 @cheesivore I am lighting the candles at the altar right now. #

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:01:43 GMT

09:30 Where the Wild Things Are: perfectly captures what it feels like to be an eight-year-old boy. Cinematography and soundtrack are good too. #
14:24 I can't wait to go home and install Windows 7. #
14:38 @DrMabuse06 I got it via a special program for students. $30! #
15:35 @DrMabuse06 Interesting article. I have both Windows and OS X machines, and admit I prefer the latter to XP, but we'll see with Windows 7. #
16:01 @DrMabuse06 I'm sure I'll tweet later about Windows 7. I am getting excited. #
16:24 If you suck someone's dick at a bar, you should just man up and ask for their number instead of posting a Craigslist Missed Connection. #
16:33 @qmuser Well, yeah. Still though. #
16:58 Is it wrong to masturbate at work? Please answer in the style of a Penthouse forum letter. #
18:35 Backing up files is boring. I really should have done this before today. #
18:36 @zellybeanie Sure, it won't have a very good flavor or texture, though. #
20:47 Backho: a girl who will let anyone massage her back #
21:10 Windows 7 installed! #
21:23 @lostinmiami What manufacturer is it coming from? #
21:33 Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man! #
23:39 Hey, look at that. iTunes finally stopped alphabetizing articles. Good for you, iTunes! Way to finally get on that particular bandwagon. #
23:40 @epenthesis Someone didn't watch 30 Rock #

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:01:34 GMT

10:09 @wilw Just wanted to say you were great on Big Bang Theory- very funny. Hope you do another guest spot! #
10:10 Fucked up one side of my beard this morning- trimmed it way too short. Now it's all much shorter than I want. Oh well. #
10:50 @owenpallett My uncle thought he was St. Jerome. #
11:47 Yes, leave me a voicemail and then call back AN HOUR LATER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. I WILL CALL YOU BACK WHEN I HAVE TIME. #
12:36 I want some green tea ice cream. Where can I get some in midtown? #
12:40 ONTARIO MINING GROUP! THEY ARE CALLING AGAIN! THEY ARE FUCKING CALLING AGAIN! GET A GRIP! #
14:46 @meghancnyc Mars #
18:29 In an Applebee's. I feel very suburban right now. It's like a science experiment! #
19:36 I am very amused at all the people that want me to live in the suburbs. I like not being dead inside, but thanks. :D #

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:02:48 GMT

10:39 Oh good. I'm finally getting @spam. How wonderful. #
10:40 Why is the student loan department at Citibank so goddamed stupid? #
10:57 Guess it's time to get rid of cable TV. And possibly TiVo. #
11:06 If anyone in NYC knows of any part-time job opportunities, can you let me know? I'll do anything. I don't care. #
11:40 @qmuser Oh, that's a good point. I'd lose that. #
11:57 @qmuser I don't know actually. Although I could have Netflix streaming on my Xbox if I sprung for the Live Gold account. #
13:16 RT @epenthesis ARGH Bloomberg is advertising EVERYWHERE SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE I HATE YOU #
14:55 RT: @zellybeanie: Anyone rushing out to buy the new Magic Mouse today? (via @Hobermikersmith) Uh... No. #
15:17 I always expect that instant hot chocolate will taste better than it does, but it never surprises me. #
15:20 Did Barnes & Noble just take a huge shit all over the Kindle? #
15:41 @JonasFiel It always seems like too much trouble to make it with milk. #
15:42 The sheer volume of Apple posts appearing in my RSS reader today make me question my life choices. #
15:50 @cheesivore Well that just makes anything taste better ;) #
16:00 @JonasFiel Oh my #
16:09 @JonasFiel I'm Irish, so it hit home. #
16:26 @JonasFiel Okay, um... a Filipino potshot... yeah... I'll get back to you. #
18:04 @DrMabuse06 I am very fucking demur. #
18:13 @DrMabuse06 Sure, why not. Let's go with that. #
19:16 @eddus How very Doctor Who of you! #

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:02:30 GMT

12:37 @qmuser You should tighten it up. #
12:42 @qmuser (I am being a spelling jerk) #
12:42 @qmuser @qmuser You are interested in stopping iTunes from loosening your artwork, correct? #
12:50 God, @leolaporte is such an idiot about things not tech-related. Dubai: they take their passports so they can't leave, Leo. #
13:27 It seems crazy to me that HR departments still want email attachments. #
15:35 @Todfilm Yes. You are the only person in the entire world to have noticed this. #
15:43 "Gay cruises" are just week-long meth-fueled floating bathhouses? Who knew? #
15:48 Your "white people have too much fucking money" alert for today: gothamist.com/2009/10/19/milkmen.php #
16:10 This picture of Zac Efron makes him look like one of those Japanese sexbots: tinyurl.com/233bfr #
16:13 @qmuser And apparently that's accurate! #
16:34 @Todfilm Nah, that's boring and hard. What are Jon and Kate up to? #
16:55 Five more minutes? Seriously? #

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:01:43 GMT

16:02 Glad I switched over to the Ravens/Vikings game just in time to see Baltimore play football, as opposed to the Giants. MY GOD THAT WAS BAD #
16:14 Lost the good game for the Bills/Jets... yeah. WHAT THE SHIT, 20-48? #
16:14 Best defense in the league my ass. #
16:21 Minnesota won? FUCK #
19:13 Patriots 59-Titans 0? They really need a blowout rule #
20:38 3rd season of me watching football and I'm now paying attention to rankings and players. By the 10th I expect to be the new John 3:15 guy. #

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:02:18 GMT

11:20 @DrMabuse06 I hate you so much #
16:27 @DanLangley You are really white #
16:30 @DanLangley Yep, soooooo white #
16:33 @DanLangley It was a compliment, duh... if I get food out of it #

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 04:01:50 GMT

07:56 @qmuser No way. It's October! It doesn't typically get this cold until December. #
10:35 Did you know that it's December? Neither did I. It's too bad we all missed Thanksgiving. #
10:50 @owenpallett This made me look them up on Youtube, and... wow. They look like they're homeless, except for Roy Orbison, of course. #
11:57 @JonasFiel Isn't it always raining in Seattle? Shouldn't you be used to it by now? #
12:01 @JonasFiel It's awful here. Unseasonably cold and rainy. We're having a noreaster. #
13:52 Ontario Mining Group why are there SO MANY bad webcomics? You'd think at least ONE or TWO of them would manage to be good. #
13:52 Maybe old media had it more correct than we all think. #
14:04 Seriously, what is this shit? www.daybydaycartoon.com #
14:08 @epenthesis I'm reading that RIGHT NOW (spooky) #
14:08 @epenthesis But to answer your question, I've never seen this comic before. #
14:28 @epenthesis Really? I'm sorry. #
14:49 @epenthesis Oh. Right. It's hard to keep track of these things. Anyway, I loved her post! #
15:06 Crap. #
15:44 I think I've decided I don't like RSS readers. I don't need "unread items" guilt in addition to "Netflix guilt" and "TiVo guilt". #
16:00 @qmuser That's a good idea. I should try that. #
16:20 @qmuser Oh yeah, I do that too. Can't imagine reading every single entry of multiple blogs. #

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:01:53 GMT

08:17 @DrMabuse06 Woo! #
08:18 @eddus Oh no! Quick, hook up your phone to a hamster! #
08:18 Nor'easter a'comin, mmhmm. #
10:06 @lostinmiami Maybe it was the aliens putting you back after having abducted you. #
10:07 @stephenfry Looks like England finally got soap and they're really excited. #
10:16 @lostinmiami See, that's the nice thing about being a guy- we get hotter as we age, as a general rule. #
10:32 @lostinmiami Yes. Yes I do. #
13:49 Listening to Fresh Air. Terry Gross is interviewing Michael Chabon. Never heard his voice before. He sounds gay. Somehow not surprised. #
14:02 Holy god it smells like spicy BO out in reception. #
14:12 @watercoolerfilm PUPPY #
14:25 @MustangHalle It does for me too, oddly. Thanks for the pick-me-up! #
15:12 Best. Tweet. Ever. RT: @BreakingNews: Sheriff's spokeswoman: Are in contact with balloon experts to determine how to proceed forward. #
15:32 @qmuser :( #
15:38 @qmuser Yes that is true. #
15:38 @DrMabuse06 No, like reception of an office. #
15:49 @DrMabuse06 Oh.... well, you know. It' Thursday afternoon. I'm never my best on Thursday afternoon. #
16:56 Okay everyone, we can stop with the autotuning everything ever now, thanks #
18:00 First day of the year that you can see your breath. I like this. #
18:04 @qmuser This is why I have a TiVo with a 500GB HDD. #
18:30 RT: @MustangHalle: O HELL NO! Balloon Boy is alive? O he had BETTER be hiding in a box in the attic, because I am on my way! #
18:30 @lostinmiami I want to see. #
19:08 @lostinmiami Why is that a consideration? #
19:59 @lostinmiami No, I mean, why is that a problem? #
20:29 @lostinmiami PG-13 should be called PG-TEDIOUS #
20:59 Oil is food for cars #
21:01 We have something more beautiful than Lady Gaga: democracy. #
21:13 @lostinmiami What do vegan cars eat? #
21:37 I've only been watching 30 Rock for 20 seconds and I'm already dying. I want Liz singing the Cheesy Blaster jingle as a ringtone. MEAT CAT #
21:53 Pete and I are intercoursing each other! #
21:59 Jack is drinking Robutussin out of a Golden Girls glass :D #
22:03 You take a hot dog/stuff it with some Jack cheese/fold it in a pizza/you got cheesy blasters #
22:03 Thanks meat cat! #
22:05 Ontario Mining Group I put 30 Rock on again to transcribe the cheesy blasters jingle and I'm watching it again directly after the first time #
22:11 @lostinmiami I approve of this #
22:38 @cheesivore I have nothing constructive to say, but... make me one! #
22:38 @cheesivore I mean come on! You guys don't need scarves in Texas! :D #
22:47 @qmuser We already need them. It's currently 38 degrees outside! #
22:50 @qmuser It's October! It's not supposed to be this cold in New York yet! #

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:02:14 GMT

09:08 Argh, my new sweater is too big. #
09:21 twitpic.com/lhkxe Yes? No? It looks too big to me. #
10:14 @eddus Aw, thanks! I need to get back on the Dailybooth wagon. #
10:14 @lostinmiami It's not. That tile is clearly green. #
10:37 @cheesivore Oh no, my hero has fallen :( #
10:38 Huh, Chanterelle is closing. Guess I'm glad I had the opportunity to eat there once. #
10:40 @cheesivore That's true enough. Okay, I'll let it slide. Just- wear slippers out, okay? #
10:49 @DanLangley Perfect. Now I can hang out in the bathroom without it seeming creepy. #
12:27 @cheesivore Why is the library taking your money? What a mean library. #
12:28 @lostinmiami I criticize Jon Stewart all the time, because The Daily Show has sucked for years. #
15:14 @zellybeanie Do you have a lease? They can't just tell you to get out. They have to go to court and get an eviction notice. #
19:47 You know, I had forgotten how much I enjoy Lemonheads. #
20:52 @epenthesis Wait. You're NOT a racist? Mind. Blown. #
23:04 @DrMabuse06 I'll take an invite :D #

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:01:35 GMT

09:02 Ew. I do not like this Echofon (nee TwitterFox) update. Anyone have any recommendations for a Twitter client plugin for Firefox? #
11:08 @lostinmiami Oh crap, that started already? I wanted to check that out. #
11:24 @lostinmiami Who's hosting it? #
11:43 @lostinmiami That is absolutely terrifying. #
11:44 @lostinmiami But you ruined it by patting yourself on the back ;) #
11:48 @lostinmiami Aw, I'm sorry. I can send you some cornbread if you'd like. #
12:00 @DrMabuse06 Thanks! #
12:12 @epenthesis I don't think the free soda evens out the eating at McDonald's. #
14:21 Why does it smell like an elementary school cafeteria in here? #
16:22 @cheesivore I did! It was an okay recipe. First time I ever made it though. Do you have a good cornbread recipe? #
16:47 @cheesivore Only change out of PJs to put on fresh PJs? You are my new hero. #
16:57 @cheesivore I'd get working on a shrine, but that's a lot of work, and what kind of example would I be setting? #
19:28 2-day chili! Mmmm. #
21:07 Why didn't anyone tell me to watch Flipping Out before? #
21:35 @DrMabuse06 Real estate show on Bravo. #