Spaceman Spiff

cheesebunhead @ 2009-12-05T00:04:00

2009-12-05T05:04:45Z

09:26 RT: @FakeMTA: The N train will never connect to LaGuardia Airport, due to Robert Moses being a total douche. #
10:16 Hot guy standing in front of me on the train this morning. Had to bite my lip to stop myself from grabbing his crotch. #
10:25 @lostinmiami @arof24 Subway groping is not a laughing matter. However, it is a sexy matter. #
10:28 @lostinmiami Oh yeah, I've been logged out of that for like a year. #
10:31 @lostinmiami You'd probably feel differently if you were a woman... #
10:34 @lostinmiami I meant you'd feel differently about being groped if you were a woman. #
10:34 @lostinmiami Hell, I don't think I'd react kindly to some dude copping a feel on the train. #
10:35 @lostinmiami I think most people understand if you take a minute or two to come back to respond. #
10:37 @epenthesis It wasn't so much a "missed connection" as it was "random ogling". #
11:03 @lostinmiami The rules are a little different there. #
11:06 So basically every comedy blog now is launched with the express purpose of getting a book deal, right? #
11:07 I mean, who is buying these books? It's all right there on the internetblogs for free #
12:46 I just became the mayor of Au Bon Pain-44th St on @foursquare! bit.ly/78WCgh #
13:12 @QueerMunky It's not horrible, but it's nowhere near the level of insane quality that happens later. #
13:53 @Todfilm I didn't get my invite #
13:58 @Todfilm I never want to fly to LA #
14:04 RT @GamingTheNews Xbox Live manager Marc Whitten talks to farmers, says Project Natal will “change the way you milk cows.” #
14:59 @Todfilm I'm a New Yorker. I don't own a car! #
15:00 I started a comedy Twitter account, you should all follow it: @GamingTheNews #
16:40 RT: @FakeMTA: State Senate votes to change name of Staten Island Ferry to Staten IslandHeterosexual. #
17:28 Facebook is horrible www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/LIKELIKE2.png #
18:05 I'm at Keens Steakhouse (72 W 36th St, btw 6th and 5th Ave, New York). bit.ly/3y0urb #
18:05 I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/6tJi7W #
23:17 Okay I have reached my limit of the boyfriend's work holiday party. Please send help. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-12-04T00:05:00

2009-12-04T05:05:32Z

10:59 @meghancnyc I had internet access this morning. No cable TV, apparently, though. I dunno. #
14:12 Jared is getting fat again: sportscracklepop.com/2009/12/01/jared-from-subway-does-a-bad-dallas-clark-impression/ #
18:59 Mysterious package slip in the mail. I didn't order anything from Amazon... could it be a birthday present??!!?! #
19:09 @QueerMunky BOOM #
19:46 A left turn onto 52nd from 6th Avenue? Impossible! #dianesavinolied #
21:06 Ugh, why am I so tired? #
21:40 @DanLangley Did you miss a bus? #
22:11 I just got your business sext! #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-12-03T00:04:00

2009-12-03T05:04:28Z

08:39 From bed to street in 20 minutes. Well, it's been quite a while since I've overslept. #
08:40 @eddus You have inspired me to perhaps try my hand at knitting. It seems relaxing. Any recommendations on how to start? #
09:23 @lostinmiami It's sunny here, but cold. My favorite kind of weather. #
09:24 @eddus Cool! Thanks for the suggestions! I will see what I can scare up at the library. Maybe there's a knitting support group too :D #
09:43 @lostinmiami Link? #
09:44 @lostinmiami I don't particularly care for the term "gaymer", but only because I find it goofy. #
10:08 @lostinmiami It doesn't really matter. It's jut a little silly. #
11:12 @lostinmiami Eric means "shy". Close enough... #
11:32 Meredith Baxter is a lesbian? Oddly not surprised. #
12:04 RT @FakeMTA Mayor Accd of Using Sbwy-Ridng Dbles: Locals spot Bloomberg on F,6 and R at 7am. Seen kissing a baby and buying a gyro at 7:05. #
12:37 twitpic.com/runry New puppy for my office. These keep me from jumping out a window. #
13:08 I'm at Au Bon Pain-44th St (16 E 44th St, Madison Ave, New York). bit.ly/78WCgh #
14:10 @cheesivore Cookies are totally underrated! I just had one! #
14:12 @DanLangley So bascially you're not even pretending to work #
14:22 @cheesivore awwwww puppy #
15:08 @qmuser Hey, at least you don't have to live here. #
15:12 @qmuser Well, that's true! #
15:36 @eddus ...... What? #
15:51 @eddus YOU TAKE THAT BACK MISTER #
15:51 @cheesivore THANK YOU. #
16:03 @cheesivore I couldn't find a list anywhere! And one of those guys is MY senator. #
21:11 No one wants to get married in NY anyway; it's the only state without no-fault marriage. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-12-02T00:05:00

2009-12-02T05:05:13Z

15:41 twitpic.com/rqsoy Tis the season (growl) #
16:10 @JonasFiel They got my order wrong, though. I wanted a peppermint mocha and instead I got hot chocolate :( #
16:15 @JonasFiel No... #
17:51 I'm at Cosi Sandwich Bar - Park Ave (257 Park Ave S., New York). bit.ly/6yOw5V #
19:06 I'm at Chipotle Mexican Grill (Gramercy) (125 E 23rd St, btw Lexington and Park, New York). bit.ly/2uufho #
20:15 twitpic.com/rrx70 Merry Christmas! #
20:39 @meghancnyc That... um... @angrytownhall is a humor account, right? RIGHT #
20:51 So, Biography HD is randomly showing The Star Trek 25th Anniversary Special from 1991. WTF? #
20:51 @QueerMunky You're a man. Why would you do that? #
20:59 @QueerMunky It's only respectful in a majority-female house and apparently they don't care! #
21:04 @QueerMunky Are... are you telling me that you pee sitting down? #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-12-01T00:04:00

2009-12-01T05:04:50Z

15:06 I like how people have been texting me to see where I've been because I haven't been signed into chat but when I do they're all quiet. #
15:13 @DanLangley I wasn't talking about you... well, not only you. Other people talk to me, you know! #
15:14 @cheesivore Perhaps... either that or they're trying to psychologically damage me. #
15:25 @cheesivore Oh no! That sounds deliciously frightful! #
16:48 @DanLangley OMG get out of my head #
16:58 @DanLangley Rich and I were talking yesterday about going to an arboretum but I said it would be better in the not-winter! #
16:58 @DanLangley PS Gmail is acting funky for me. For you too? #
21:25 Saints TD! #
21:54 Oh man I am loving this game. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-30T00:04:00

2009-11-30T05:04:11Z

11:34 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, time, okay - w33.us/1exe #
11:35 Hey, I felt well enough to stand at the sink for 10 minutes to do the dishes! This is a good sign. #
13:11 I should decorate for Christmas today, but I still don't feel too great. It can wait I guess. #
13:20 @DanLangley Dairy? Are you trying to make me drown in my own mucus? #
13:32 @DanLangley I have a really terrible cold... #
14:12 The Jets just intercepted for the third time. Hah! #
14:21 What. the. hell. www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/opinion/29sun3.html?ref=opinion #
15:30 @lostinmiami Just own it. I walked 10 blocks to the drugstore and back yesterday in pajamas. Of course it helped that I looked like death. #
15:33 @lostinmiami That's a bit much. My rule is: quick walk to the bodega or grocery (or drugstore when sick) is fine. Eating out is not fine. #
15:55 @lostinmiami That seems a bit much #
15:57 @lostinmiami And I thought New Yorkers were rude! #
16:04 @lostinmiami How did you burn yourself? #
20:07 OMG Chuck Woolery on Mike Huckabee's show. I feel like I'm having a stroke. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-29T00:03:00

2009-11-29T05:03:50Z

12:40 RT @owenpallett Ugh, that Kurt character makes me gag. I don't want to be gay anymore. #
14:37 @lostinmiami How do you twitter from Wave? #
14:48 @lostinmiami I haven't logged into my Wave account in a day or so. I dunno what the fuck to do with it. #
14:52 @lostinmiami I have four or something. Add me! #
14:56 Okay, so I am now twittering from Wave. Interesting! #
15:40 @Todfilm I dunno, I'm still figuring it out. It seems pretty neat though. #
17:17 Women calling their breasts "the girls" kind of makes me want to die #
17:40 @epenthesis Why not just call them tits or whatever? I dunno. #
17:53 OMG tomorrow on TLC: The 650-pound Virgin: The Weight Is Over. I love cable. #
21:02 I hate being short of breath while sitting on a couch. Damn stuffy nose is driving me crazy. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-28T00:04:00

2009-11-28T05:04:05Z

12:27 @lostinmiami No fair that you get snow and we don't #
12:27 Facebook appears to be broken again. #
13:56 @DanLangley @lostinmiami Scrabble! #
15:11 I'm at Amtrak 30th Street Station (2955 Market St, Philadelphia). bit.ly/xbc9a #
15:14 Cold has moved on to coughing and sneezing. If anyone tries to sit next to me on the train I'll just yell "H1N1!!!" #
15:24 @qmuser Evil? More like delevilful! #
16:51 I'm at Penn Station (438 8th Avenue, West 33rd Street, New York). bit.ly/2hpnSn #
17:47 twitpic.com/r7zde This right here is why I love my mother #
20:24 I am about to watch Bruno. Wish me luck. #
22:24 The person in charge of picking movies to air on Logo is a Google script for "terrible+gay+boarding+school" #
22:44 Call now! tweetreel.com/?ahbd6 #
22:53 @lostinmiami Totally, right? #
22:53 @lostinmiami I was about to tweet something but then realized it wasn't a good idea. #
22:59 @lostinmiami Not out of bounds, it was in reference to someone that we have in common #
22:59 @lostinmiami I should TiVo Ellen, I always like what I see of her show. #
23:02 @cheesivore Oooh. I may have to run out in pajamas here in a bit- out of OJ and toilet paper. Dangerous combo #
23:12 @lostinmiami I barely have time to keep up with prime time stuff, I dunno if I'd have to time to watch Ellen, though. #
23:33 @lostinmiami Good idea. I have lots of vacation coming up too #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-27T00:04:00

2009-11-27T05:04:30Z

11:07 10 hours later and I'm awake. Feel a little achey, but I think it's just this bed. Now to go rustle up scrapple and french toast. #
11:08 @benanddave I am going to have some delicious scrapple for breakfast. #
11:24 Welp, got a Google Wave invitation. Now what? #
11:32 I think I have a cold. When I have a cold. I have no appetite. NOOOOOOOO #
13:32 @mollywood You need to clean your stove more often #
13:45 @mollywood Just a joke! The stock looks delicious. But I have to say, getting a "bite me" from Molly Wood made my day. :D #
13:47 @aj_webster The what now? #
13:52 @DanLangley What is this in response to? #
13:55 @meghancnyc They don't want to take attention away from the dog. #
14:00 @DanLangley Ahhhh. Okay! I think you showed up in my Wave list. #
14:02 @aj_webster I don't understand this at all, but I want more whuffies. #
14:15 @DanLangley Did you get fired? #
14:24 @QueerMunky Eh, we made better use of the land #
14:28 @DanLangley People play games on Google Wave? AWESOME!!! #
14:31 @QueerMunky Oh well, I didn't have anything to do with it. My peeps were over in Ireland trying not to starve to death. #
14:35 I'm sick and lying down using a laptop while covered in a blanket. Now I understand the necessity of the Snuggie! #
18:44 Apparently I have 8 Google Wave invitations. Anyone want one? #
23:07 If you are standing on line to shop at 4AM, go kill yourself. You are everything that's wrong with America. #
23:14 @qmuser Good point. They are included. #
23:47 @cheesivore You would be proud- I ran out to the store today in pajama bottoms. :D #
23:52 @cheesivore That would have been an excellent idea! I had no alcohol today because of the cold. Good thing I like my family! #
23:58 @cheesivore Aw man! That is criminal! #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-26T00:04:00

2009-11-26T05:04:37Z

10:16 RT: @cartridgeblower: E: Download this week's Cartridge Blowers! It is exciting! www.cartridgeblowers.com #
11:27 @lostinmiami OMG I WANT TO SCRUNCH HIS FACE PUPPYYYYYYYYYY #
12:07 Adam Lambert is really gross looking. #
14:00 I'm at Penn Station (33rd Street, 7th Ave. & 8th Ave, New York). bit.ly/2hpnSn #
14:01 I'm at Tim Hortons - Penn Station (Penn St - LIRR Concourse, New York). bit.ly/6lBO7d #
14:25 @JonasFiel I asked for a blueberry donut but they gave me a cake one. :( #
15:12 If the straight people sitting in front of me on this train don't stop making out I am going to start kicking their seat #
15:24 @JonasFiel How naughty of you ;) #
15:25 @watercoolerfilm Too late :( #
15:33 I'm at Amtrak 30th Street Station (2955 Market St, Philadelphia). bit.ly/xbc9a #
15:33 I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/4JG1B6 #
15:37 Is paying a dollar extra worth not having to stand on line for 20 minutes? I think so. #
15:44 Someone named Lisa Scottoline is doing a booksigning at the newsstand in 30th Street Station in Philly. This is geniunely depressing. #
20:22 I think I'm allergic to Delaware. #
20:25 @lostinmiami It's spelled Rehoboth, and watch it, you're insulting my home state. #
20:33 @lostinmiami Delaware gets shit frome everyone. It's like family- you can insult them, but if an outsider does it, it's game over #
20:33 @lostinmiami But I see your point, I'd be upset if I were from WV too ;) #
21:41 @lostinmiami I agree! #
21:50 @lostinmiami Nah, it's fine. Who's going to get mad at you? #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-25T00:04:00

2009-11-25T05:04:13Z

09:25 How can a 2.5 day week feel so fucking long? This has to violate the theory of relativity. #
10:13 OMG how is it only 10:15 #
10:14 @rskemps84034 Fuck you you piece of shit spammer go die #
13:17 I'm at Camper (635 Madison Ave, New York). bit.ly/58kxNX #
13:18 I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/7RzUHu #
13:28 Why does it seem like every gay man on the planet is obsessed with The View? I couldn't care less about what those ditzy bitches think. #
13:34 @mollywood Ew. So ew. #
13:47 @JonasFiel Oh okay, I can totes understand that. #
14:10 @meghancnyc This is awesome. The books are insanely creepy. #
15:23 Today's Wikipedia disappointment: "In 2009 Wes Anderson signed a petition for the release of Roman Polanski." #
16:10 @lostinmiami Just the ones in the House of Lords... #
16:10 @lostinmiami Hence the name... #
17:21 @lostinmiami Um... it's Yonkers. Crappier than both the Bronx AND Westchester county! And that name... onomatopoeia for throwing up. #
17:47 @lostinmiami Yeah, that was brilliant. #
18:20 I'm at Applebee's (38-01 35th Ave, 38th street, Astoria). bit.ly/3b5LhR #
19:10 I'm at Kaufman Astoria Stadium 16 (35-30 38th St, 35th Ave., Long Island City). bit.ly/17aX2E #
22:28 Having to wait in the cold for a bus for half an hour after seeing New Moon is the very definition of adding insult to injury. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-24T00:04:00

2009-11-24T05:04:27Z

09:50 @watercoolerfilm Nah. It has more to do with hot chastity and weird creepy guys who inexplicably love you. #
10:02 @lostinmiami I think it says you need to get glasses #
10:26 @watercoolerfilm With the success of Twilight, I think the answer to that should be fairly obvious. #
10:41 @watercoolerfilm If they looked like Edward they would be #
10:50 In order to prevent Thanksgiving from developing an inferiority complex, it will move to the fourth Thursday in August effective in 2010. #
10:55 @DanLangley We can celebrate Selma another time #
13:37 Had peppermint mocha and peppermint brownie for lunch. Soon to come: Peppermint Patty. #
13:56 RT: @QueerMunky: Can we just stop teasing people and give every Academy Award for animation to Pixar. #
14:32 twitpic.com/qnul3 - Holy crap. Terrifying. No words. #
15:03 @OhShozzy I KNOW!!! I'm like, did she dress like that on purpose? Is that her normal look? What is going on? #
15:56 @qmuser I tried. Truly, I did. #
16:01 @lostinmiami Does Afterelton have a press contact? #
17:23 @OhShozzy It's okay. We've all been there. #
17:24 Why is this train running the air conditioning? #
21:46 I'm at WAVEthai (21-37 31st st, ditmars, Astoria). bit.ly/07kdILA #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-23T00:04:00

2009-11-23T05:04:13Z

13:10 I don't know if I can do this game. Is it too early to drink? #
13:57 Oh, look at that! Manning remembered that he's supposed to complete passes. #
14:54 Okay, the Giants are up 10 at the middle of the third. Should I stop watching? #
16:00 Seriously, Giants? If the Falcons tie this game I am going to find Coughlin and punch him in the throat. #
16:00 WHAT. THE. FUCK. #
16:02 I can't watch this shit anymore. I am not enjoying this. #
16:15 @epenthesis It's the 2009 Giants, so the odds were "it's going to happen, turn off the game" #
16:16 @lostinmiami I'm sure it's not. #
18:12 I'm watching donuts get made in a donut factory. This is like porn except there's no payoff. #
18:17 @lostinmiami That was always a delight. It's too bad there's only like 4 Krispy Kreme shops left. #
18:20 @qmuser You guessed it #
18:20 @lostinmiami There used to be one where I grew up, but it closed. I think there's still one in Penn Station. I'll have to check on Wednesday #
18:28 @qmuser There really is nothing on TV right now. Thank goodness I'm going out in a bit. #
18:29 @lostinmiami We have Tim Hortons in New York now. I have yet to try it. #
18:34 @lostinmiami They have a blueberry donut which looks intriguing. #
21:09 I'm at Music Hall of Williamsburg (66 N 6th St, at Kent, Brooklyn). bit.ly/3vA44O #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-22T00:04:00

2009-11-22T05:04:04Z

00:17 I'm at Der Schwarze Kölner (710 Fulton Street, S Oxford Street, Brooklyn). bit.ly/2Lgo4P #
13:05 @meghancnyc I think that movie may not be as funny as you think it is #
15:03 Boyfriend's roommate's dog just came out to say hello to me. I'm going to miss her when he moves. #
17:13 I'm at The Candy Shoppe (154 Wooster St, New York). bit.ly/08vnHYt #
17:27 I'm at papabubble (380 Broome Street, btw Mott & Mulberry, New York). bit.ly/4Cc7ls #
17:49 I'm at Crate and Barrel (611 Broadway, at W Houston St, New York). bit.ly/LkSxr #
18:10 I'm at Think Coffee (1 Bleecker St, at Bowery, New York). bit.ly/3DcKUG #
18:13 I'm always disappointed when I buy a freshly-baked cookie and it turns out to be hard. #
18:16 During last year's banking crisis Chase briefly considered changing its name to Chased. #
20:41 Wii Cheer 2 is a fun game, apparently (part 2) tweetreel.com/?gkjk1 #
23:30 Yes, they are drunk. tweetreel.com/?hqamr #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-21T00:05:00

2009-11-21T05:05:23Z

13:23 RT @epenthesis Part of the frustration of living in NYC is having to constantly suppress the urge to SHOVE people away from you. #
14:49 If they would just report the unemployment figures as employment figures, I could take this gun out of my mouth. Expectations, people. #
15:48 Why do Starbucks employees ask you if you want whipped cream? That's like asking if orgasms feel good #
15:59 @JonasFiel Christmastime is the wrong time to try and make weight loss time #
16:23 In this game of Scrabble, I played "HOGS" and my opponent countered with "PIGS". I can't decide if that makes me hungry or angry #
16:30 @lostinmiami DO WANT. #
16:32 @JonasFiel I lost a bunch of weight a couple years ago. I'll give you a tip: remove all high-fructose corn syrup from your diet. All. #
16:40 @DanLangley When have you been to DC? #
16:50 So now to go with "firecrotch" we have "watercrotch" tinyurl.com/yh4hg3z #
17:23 I'm at Fishs Eddy (889 Broadway, btw 19th St. & 20th St., New York). bit.ly/pkE0I #
17:24 @JonasFiel It takes a while of obsessively reading ingredients, but after a while you learn and it's second-nature. It's worth it. #
17:25 twitpic.com/qa1lq Um... YES. #
17:45 I'm at Barnes & Noble (33 E 17th St, btw Broadway & Park, New York). bit.ly/LQM0B #
17:57 I'm at Regal Stadium 14 - Union Square (850 Broadway, (at 13th street), New York). bit.ly/168QiD #
18:52 @lostinmiami I'm waiting for 2012 to start. New Moon is hopefully tomorrow. :p #
22:38 I'm at Goodburger - Union Square (870 Broadway, 18th street, New York). bit.ly/4D1tv9 #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-20T00:05:00

2009-11-20T05:05:01Z

08:42 RT @StephenAtHome why is everyone so afraid of mayan predictions? they certainly failed to predict that they'd die out in the 9th century #
09:46 @lostinmiami Welcome to the life of an introvert #
09:56 @lostinmiami Oh, good. Then what's the problem? #
09:59 Comic book people, give it up. You want to say something meaningful? Write a real book. #
10:31 @lostinmiami I do that 5 days a week. It's not *that* bad. #
10:41 @lostinmiami Why do you think I didn't become a librarian? #
11:02 @lostinmiami Yes, exactly. #
11:40 @watercoolerfilm Do you think that makes you cool or something? #
12:00 @watercoolerfilm God save us from oversensitive straight dudes. #
12:20 @watercoolerfilm @DrMabuse06 I am crying into my New Moon (TM) Commemorative Edward Head Cast as I type #
15:14 Richard & Judy got canceled?!?! What the hell! #
16:01 You know, guys... Linux is a good idea, but it's been like 20 years and it's still not ready for prime time. You're kind of out of time. #
17:56 I'm at SUNY College of Optometry (33 W 42nd St, at 6th Ave, New York). bit.ly/3Zd78F #
19:27 I hace dilted etes and it;s still haed to read, #
19:28 @CraigChamberlin I was doing that yesterday. The special features are great and the movies looks and sounds amazing. #
22:35 Oh, if only Nate Corddry really were gay... #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-19T00:04:00

2009-11-19T05:04:41Z

09:20 Oh come the fuck on, stop with the fucking whistles outside you douchebags #
09:23 I thought you were supposed to be able to click through to someone Facebook profile if they requested your friendship? #
09:24 New rule: if I can't figure out who the fuck you are after 5 seconds, I am not friending you. #
11:14 @DanLangley 5%? That's robbery! #
11:21 @DanLangley We are both fine with 5%. #
12:24 @cheesivore @eddus barf #
12:52 @cheesivore @eddus Are you two speaking English? #
12:56 twitpic.com/q04w2 How creepy is this? #
13:19 @eddus That was the Anglo-Saxons! #
16:27 @JonasFiel @cheesivore I need chocolate! I see a chocolate cupcake in my future... #
22:20 I had a peanut butter and nutella sandwich for the first time tonight. It was okay. #
22:47 @cheesivore Yes. I will do this thing. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-18T00:05:00

2009-11-18T05:05:03Z

10:11 Houseguest told me this morning that she was bitten in the night. Bedbugs? I hope not. That would mean they migrated to the couch. Yay!!!! #
10:48 Why is "Nubia" a valid Scrabble word, but "Nubian" isn't? Fuck you, Scrabble. #
11:18 Just bought ticket to see Lou Reed, Moe Tucker and Doug Yule at NYPL on December 8. My birthday! Great present! #
11:25 @eddus Maybe it's in SPACE because the aliens took it. o_O #
12:02 @DanLangley Maybe after. #
12:15 @DanLangley Woo! #
12:41 Agh why does everything suck right now? #
14:13 Ugh I am freaking out about the bedbug situation. #
15:46 @benanddave Hey guys! @DanLangley and I want to send you some scrapple! If you're game to eat it (on air) let me know! #
16:04 twitpic.com/pwll9 Oh yeah #
16:08 @DanLangley Haha #
16:25 @lostinmiami OMG I want to sex him #
16:26 @lostinmiami And he has an iPhone... I want him on Guys with iPhones stat #
16:49 @ActuallyNPH This is an elaborate joke, right? #
17:23 @lostinmiami Is that code for "looks like he has a small dick"? #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-17T00:06:00

2009-11-17T05:06:08Z

09:59 RT @BreakingNews: A source tells the NY Post that CNN was "so sick" of Lou Dobbs they gave him an $8 million severance package to leave. #
11:11 @lostinmiami JESUS CHRIST KILL IT #
11:18 @DanLangley @lostimiami Yes, exactly. Thank you. #
11:21 @DanLangley @lostinmiami PUPPY HE'S SO TIRED HE CAN'T STAY AWAKE AWWWW #
11:30 @lostinmiami @DanLangley That's okay, we can play now #
11:45 @lostinmiami Yes. #
12:48 Hallmark's new slogan: "When you care enough to do the very least" #
12:53 @owenpallett Sounds like the opening to a horror movie. #
13:21 @Todfilm ISWYDT #
14:21 So apparently Rivers Cuomo still makes good music, only he doesn't give it to Weezer. Huh. #
14:36 @JonasFiel Specify what? #
14:50 @JonasFiel Apparently he writes many more songs than are released as Weezer and puts them out online. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-16T00:05:00

2009-11-16T05:05:41Z

00:11 @cheesivore Just don't download any illegal movies and I think you'll be fine. :) #
23:46 RT: @mollywood: And that's why I *always* watch Colts-Patriots. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-15T00:05:00

2009-11-15T05:05:30Z

19:12 Watching Bye Bye Birdie for the first time. Not sure what I think of it. #
20:03 OMG how much do I hate HD channels showing non OAR movies. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. #
21:26 Reevaluating some things. Gotta make some hard decisions in the next couple of months. #
21:27 It's hard to do when you've lost one of your good friends for no reason. #
23:46 @cheesivore I'm awake! #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-14T00:06:00

2009-11-14T05:06:49Z

08:04 @CraigChamberlin I can't wait. I am going to play it a lot this weekend. #
09:19 @zellybeanie Me too! #
09:19 @eddus You were in my dream last night! I was in Australia and you lived there for some reason. #
09:19 RT: @StephenAtHome: i can't believe we're facing an ammunition shortage right when we're facing a surplus of things i want to shoot at #
09:20 It's Friday the 13th. EVERYONE PANIC OMG AHHHHHHHH #
09:23 @zellybeanie My boyfriend made me promise I wouldn't go see it without him. He takes his apocalyptic John Cusack seriously. #
09:25 @eddus I don't remember anything else about it, sadly. But I think we had fun. Want to go to Australia? #
09:32 @eddus Okay let's do it! And on the way back we can stop off in Japan and China. #
09:40 @eddus Oh, I'll let you visit Russia by yourself. That places freaks me the fuck out. I'll go to France instead. :D #
09:43 @eddus And don't let anyone know you're a gay #
09:49 @eddus I'm sorry, I thought you knew :( #
09:49 @eddus I would go to St. Petersburg. I don't think I'd want to go to Moscow. #
10:09 @zellybeanie We can make it an expedition! #
10:43 "I need some boys to... cruise for vagina with!" Yes because real straight guys say that... #craigslistfail #
10:47 I got retweeted by @OhMyVag. My life is complete. #
10:58 @DanLangley Watch it Langley! #
11:07 @QueerMunky Why? I didn't do it! #
11:19 @QueerMunky Fine, fine. You caught me. :D #
11:30 @cheesivore Absolutely! But only if you bring desserts! #
11:35 @acedtect God already has plenty of $$$ #
11:38 @cheesivore I've never been. I don't know these things. :( #
11:42 I've decided that if I ever get married I want a GIANT chocolate-chip cookie instead of a cake. #
11:44 @cheesivore I absolutely love this plan and approve of it immensely. #
11:45 @cheesivore @lostinmiami I am seeing a market for caffeinated pizza #
12:14 Why is Minnie Driver still considered famous? #
14:57 @DrMabuse06 DVDTALK IS DOWN PANICCCCCC #
15:31 @lostinmiami Sure why not. I have always desired a place to buy a refrigerator at 4AM. #
15:37 Ugh, it pisses me off that Wes Anderson's new movie is getting really good reviews. #
15:37 @DanLangley @lostinmiami Yeah this too. You have to realize that the 24hour BB will be v close to a TON of bars. #
15:40 @DanLangley @lostinmiami If they're smart they'll have a public bathroom in the 24hour Best Buy. #
15:41 @lostinmiami @DanLangley Isn't shopping for power tools when high really dangerous? #
16:15 @watercoolerfilm Like you wouldn't be a raging alcoholic if you worked as a bank teller #
18:13 Oh, Cheyenne Jackson. You are so dreamy. #
18:37 Cheeseburger has been ordered. TiVo catch-up evening is underway. Dragon Age will hopefully be played later. #
18:38 @lostinmiami Sigh... #
18:45 @lostinmiami His husband's name is Monte? Oh come on #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-13T00:05:00

2009-11-13T05:05:28Z

09:40 RT: @zellybeanie: I don't get the common folk who feels they have to defend celebrities. These people don't even know you exist, sweetie! #
10:04 @DrMabuse06 I think my Crohn's Disease is a more immediate concern. ;) #
11:38 Tweeting for 2 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 19 hours, 55 minutes, 13 seconds (January 25, 2007). How about you? bit.ly/eC942 #
13:34 I'm always hesitant to order tshirts online, because you can't try then on. #
13:44 @qmuser What? Why? #
13:57 WHY is Twilight not in the Amazon Blu-ray sale? WHY #
14:02 @QueerMunky That was the best moment in a movie full of them. I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard. #
14:05 @QueerMunky Which is why I'm not going to New Moon opening night... but I *am* going. #
14:17 @MustangHalle You should switch to high thumbs, it's much more awesome. #
14:21 @DrMabuse06 Have you seen it? One of the funniest movies of the past few years. #
15:23 RT: @CraigChamberlin: Today is like... the longest workday ever !! Curses! I want to rock some Dragon Age! Bloody Pirates! #
15:38 @DrMabuse06 No desire to play it. #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-12T00:04:00

2009-11-12T05:04:26Z

10:05 @CraigChamberlin That hasn't really happened to me yet but I'm not super far into the game. #
15:04 Dear iPhone: If I mistype "mean" as "eman" don't auto-correct that as "Emmanuel." When have I ever typed that. Stop being retarded. #
15:28 @SecondAveSagas I've seen that! Subway ads are generally terrible. #
15:56 @Todfilm Well, we'll all look back it at, anyway. #
20:39 I really cannot believe that Snowe may face a primary challenge in 2012. Are we watching the Republicans in their very own Whig moment? #

cheesebunhead @ 2009-11-11T00:08:00

2009-11-11T05:08:58Z

08:32 connected with Meghan C in Chorus on iPhone. Get Chorus bit.ly/21nUyw. Connect with Eric bit.ly/3UtqVb. #
08:45 @zellybeanie How do you take screengrabs of your iPhone? #
08:46 I want to go back home and play Dragon Age. #
09:34 @QueerMonkeyX Dr. Monkey is my favorite doctor ever! #
09:56 @QueerMonkeyX Noooooooo #
10:01 @QueerMonkeyX As long as I can take a deep breath first... #
10:06 @QueerMonkeyX No problem! :D #
10:50 NY State Senate may vote on marriage equality today. This is a good sign, but I can't take it... #
11:33 @zellybeanie OMG!!! Thank you! #
13:06 downloaded Fandango on iPhone. Get Fandango bit.ly/jOp7c. Get Chorus bit.ly/2G3DsV. #
13:06 reviewed Fandango on iPhone. Get Fandango bit.ly/3tnOnJ. Get Chorus bit.ly/28b6Au. #
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13:26 @JonasFiel I think it's pretty diverting. Not the best version of Civ but it's fun. It's actually a lot like Civ I. #
13:26 @zellybeanie Yeah, I just noticed that. I'm turning Twitter updates off. #
15:23 @JonasFiel Oh come on, own your age. #
15:42 If you live in NY Senate 12 please call @SenOnorato and tell him you support marriage equality! I'm looking at you, @meghannyc! #
16:07 downloaded Yelp on iPhone. Get Yelp bit.ly/q9wxG. Get Chorus bit.ly/172vio. #
22:50 I just played Dragon Age for five hours. This could be bad. #
22:50 In other news, TwitterFox now apparently crashes my computer? Awesome. #
22:51 RT @cartridgeblower Another episode in the can. Download or don't. We'll be too busy playing Dragon Age to notice. #