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Spaceman Spiff
20 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 10:05 Hey, asshole in SUV who pulled a U-turn and almost hit me crossing the street WHEN I HAD THE LIGHT- you are the reason I hate drivers. #
  • 10:16 @DanLangley He was going pretty fast and accelerating to boot, or I would have. #
  • 12:23 What is wrong with America? bit.ly/Scf3B #
  • 13:58 I want to burn the phrase "she's just not that into you" to the ground. Then I want to piss on the ashes. Then I want to bury them. #
  • 14:06 @leewaters I can get a gun. #
  • 21:38 I have a pimple inside my nostril and it really hurts. Can we get robot bodies yet? #
  • 22:27 Okay, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is awesome. Why have I never seen this before? #
  • 23:04 Okay, I take it back. After the first half hour it gets pretty dull for about... an hour. #
  • 23:07 So Mad Max is destroying Bartertown basically because he's just a huge asshole, right? #
  • 23:09 Yeah, this movie is definitely a lot duller when Tina Turner isn't emoting. #
  • 23:33 Well, that's over. Now to eat a chocolate buttercream cupcake and play an adventure game from the early '90s! #
  • 23:33 Woooooo! FRIDAY!!!!!! #