Spaceman Spiff - June 3rd, 2009

03 June 2009 @ 12:05 am

09:38 Oh my god just because our offices are next door from one another doesn't mean you have to knock on my door and say hello. #
10:18 @leewaters Did you just call me fat? #
10:26 @zellybeanie No? #
10:35 @leewaters That's mean. I'm going to go kill myself now. #
10:40 @zellybeanie But seriously, I think the only people for which it's not easy to get sex is straight guys. #
11:02 @leewaters I didn't think you were serious. ;) #
11:03 @leewaters Also, we're Facebook friends and you haven't looked at my pictures in an attempt to find a good one to leave a funny comment on? #
11:07 @leewaters Well whose fault is that! #
11:18 @leewaters To make sure I'm not fat #
11:34 @leewaters No thank you. #
12:32 These are some good fucking grapes right here. #
12:38 @zellybeanie Here you go! #
15:27 @leewaters I don't like having a picture of myself as an avatar. It doesn't say very much about your personality. Plus, mine is AWESOME. #
15:32 @leewaters At least I know you're pedantic. ;) #
16:52 The last 10 minutes of the day are always the worst 10 minutes of the day. #
22:39 I want to buy this and then also adopt a baby: tinyurl.com/ohw6ja[]=tags&includes[]=title #