- 09:26 RT: @FakeMTA: The N train will never connect to LaGuardia Airport, due to Robert Moses being a total douche. #
- 10:16 Hot guy standing in front of me on the train this morning. Had to bite my lip to stop myself from grabbing his crotch. #
- 10:25 @lostinmiami @arof24 Subway groping is not a laughing matter. However, it is a sexy matter. #
- 10:28 @lostinmiami Oh yeah, I've been logged out of that for like a year. #
- 10:31 @lostinmiami You'd probably feel differently if you were a woman... #
- 10:34 @lostinmiami I meant you'd feel differently about being groped if you were a woman. #
- 10:34 @lostinmiami Hell, I don't think I'd react kindly to some dude copping a feel on the train. #
- 10:35 @lostinmiami I think most people understand if you take a minute or two to come back to respond. #
- 10:37 @epenthesis It wasn't so much a "missed connection" as it was "random ogling". #
- 11:03 @lostinmiami The rules are a little different there. #
- 11:06 So basically every comedy blog now is launched with the express purpose of getting a book deal, right? #
- 11:07 I mean, who is buying these books? It's all right there on the internetblogs for free #
- 12:46 I just became the mayor of Au Bon Pain-44th St on @foursquare! bit.ly/78WCgh #
- 13:12 @QueerMunky It's not horrible, but it's nowhere near the level of insane quality that happens later. #
- 13:53 @Todfilm I didn't get my invite #
- 13:58 @Todfilm I never want to fly to LA #
- 14:04 RT @GamingTheNews Xbox Live manager Marc Whitten talks to farmers, says Project Natal will “change the way you milk cows.” #
- 14:59 @Todfilm I'm a New Yorker. I don't own a car! #
- 15:00 I started a comedy Twitter account, you should all follow it: @GamingTheNews #
- 16:40 RT: @FakeMTA: State Senate votes to change name of Staten Island Ferry to Staten IslandHeterosexual. #
- 17:28 Facebook is horrible www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/1
1/LIKELIKE2.png # - 18:05 I'm at Keens Steakhouse (72 W 36th St, btw 6th and 5th Ave, New York). bit.ly/3y0urb #
- 18:05 I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/6tJi7W #
- 23:17 Okay I have reached my limit of the boyfriend's work holiday party. Please send help. #
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