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Spaceman Spiff
30 June 2009 @ 12:04 am

  • 03:11 Why am I up at 3 in the morning looking up Mega Man music on Youtube? Jesus Christ I need to go to bed #

 
 
Spaceman Spiff
29 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 00:10 Sign of a good meal: your dessert contains more calories than the entree. #
  • 17:11 Happy Pride, fags! #
  • 22:51 Back in the city. Relaxing trip home, but nice to be home. #
  • 22:57 Lane closed on Queensboro Bridge. Suck it, home. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
28 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 02:06 @epenthesis Ugh, why are you people giving Transformers money? #
  • 12:09 Drinking bad coffee and eating a barely acceptable bagel in Havertown, PA. Visiting the provinces is painful, but sometimes necessary. #
  • 22:13 @heykidzcomix What happened? XD #
  • 22:35 @heykidzcomix Whoa! Memoryfoamcore XD #
  • 22:35 @eddus I don't know what I did, but you're welcome! #
  • 22:36 I guess I should eat something. What to eat... #
  • 22:43 @eddus Awww! Thanks! Here's a flower for you: ())-;-- #
  • 22:53 @eddus Anytime! #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
27 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 12:00 Plan for today: farmer's market, lunch, visiting one of my best friends in his new house, drinking, Rock Band, maybe painting. #
  • 12:18 @zellybeanie I don't paint. By "painting" I mean paining a dining room. >< #
  • 12:24 @zellybeanie Will do! :) #
  • 12:35 @eddus "Cold medication"? You're really high on meth and poppers, aren't you? AREN'T YOU??? #
  • 12:59 @eddus I'm not your mother! #
  • 13:25 @zellybeanie Does that include masturbation? #
  • 13:30 @zellybeanie I can get behind that... no pun intended. #
  • 13:36 @zellybeanie Sounds good to me! #
  • 13:38 This makes me want to get rid of my halogen bedside lamp: tinyurl.com/mkwhbw #
  • 13:42 @eddus I wouldn't like that very much... flirting with you would be so, so wrong in that case. #
  • 13:45 @eddus Whew! #
  • 14:07 This whole album always reminds me of summer. I want to be laying outside on the grass in the sun listening to ... ♫ blip.fm/~8xksf #
  • 18:09 @zellybeanie That Dell is 4:3 and the Macbook screen is 16:10. #
  • 18:15 @zellybeanie The Dell is square and the Macbook is a rectangle. ;) #
  • 18:21 Oh, Rita's water ice. How I love you. How I am secretly glad that you are not in NYC because I would eat you every day. #
  • 18:25 @zellybeanie You can return the monitor and get a widescreen one... other than that, no. #
  • 18:25 @zellybeanie It'll help if you set the Macbook to the Dell's native resolution. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
26 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:38 @meghancnyc Does this have something to do with furries? #
  • 09:38 @eddus Me too! Let's geek out together! #
  • 09:39 Today is my last day of work for 6 days. SO EXCITED!!! #
  • 10:20 @meghancnyc No, I didn't, but I just looked up the books... highly disturbing and I want to burn them. #
  • 10:57 @eddus That sounds a bit messy but fun! #
  • 15:12 Boy, the Hidden Cameras are sort of Inappropriate Work Music, aren't they? #
  • 16:49 @zellybeanie The white connector is DVI. Get a DVI to mini-DVI converter. #
  • 22:26 @lostinmiami They have this stuff ready before these people die. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
25 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:27 Why does WNYC suck so goddamed much? #
  • 09:42 Seriously, I miss WHYY. A lot. #
  • 11:26 @DanLangley Thanks for sharing #
  • 12:01 Ira Glass, stop trying to guilt me into giving Chicago Public Radio money. #publicradioguilt #
  • 13:08 OMG people are sliding work under my office door. I love it; it's like a fort! #
  • 15:12 Okay, why are Republicans so fucking bad at extramarital affairs? #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
24 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:22 @eddus I will? Thanks! #
  • 10:20 @lostinmiami I love it. #
  • 10:28 @eddus :( #
  • 10:34 @eddus Coffee! Are you cheating on tea? #
  • 10:52 @eddus You should play your turn in Scrabulous. That will make you less lonely. #
  • 11:42 @eddus How about that! It says it's your turn! #
  • 15:41 I think we should start calling homosexuality the ninja minority. #
  • 18:37 Oh my god all these old people that are on Facebook now are so adorable. #
  • 19:54 Headline in NY Times: Dueling Senate Sessions Held in Albany. Is this a joke? #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
23 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:40 I don't feel very good. If @DanLangley got me sick I'm going to rape him to death. #
  • 09:45 @eddus That sounds like a fine use of an afternoon! #
  • 09:57 @eddus I'm a little unclear here. Does "powercut" mean it was deliberately turned off for a while, like a rolling blackout? #
  • 10:26 @eddus Oh okay. We don't have a word for that! We just say "the power is out". #
  • 10:28 @eddus It is, isn't it? It sounds like a murder mystery! #
  • 10:36 @eddus Oh no! It's time for a murder mystery farce of hilarious proportions! #
  • 10:36 Oh man, this Crohn's thing is going to get old. #
  • 10:37 @zellybeanie I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. #
  • 11:28 @epenthesis Why would you do that? #
  • 11:54 @epenthesis I am purposefully not going to Transformers this weekend because 1) the 1st one sucked and 2) I want to give more $ to Star Trek #
  • 11:57 @eddus Why have you forsaken our Scrabbling? :( #
  • 12:00 @eddus YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY #
  • 18:14 @DanLangley It was just allergies. I still can't stop my medicine yet! #
  • 18:22 @lostinmiami Nah, no calories #
  • 18:40 @lostinmiami Wow, that's impressive. You'll lose it though. #
  • 21:42 My roommate has the most annoying fucking text message sound in the world. #
  • 21:44 Yep, going to rape my roommate to death. Definitely. #
  • 21:48 @DanLangley I don't think you would, actually. #
  • 21:55 @epenthesis Rape, yes, but to death? Why would anyone ever want that? #
  • 22:56 Attention fags: you don't have to pretend to like Lady Gaga just because you like to suck dick. #
  • 23:28 I'm really starting to get into the new Camera Obscura album. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
22 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 12:19 @DanLangley It took you an hour and a half to do that? #
  • 15:56 Just walked all over Astoria. I am dead. #
  • 16:15 Year One was co-written and directed by Harold Ramis. Excuse me, I have to go try to find the will to continue living. #
  • 19:52 Jack Bauer is a loose cannon! This shit is getting mighty real! #
  • 22:57 "But- how does one hide from gravity?" Best line in this movie. #
  • 23:23 Time for bed! Goodnight Twitter xoxo #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
21 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 01:12 @epenthesis Mean Streets! GOG has the first three Tex Murphy games for $15. #
  • 22:11 @leewaters Ooohhhhh! I think Troll 2 and Howard the Duck could make an awesome night. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
20 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 10:05 Hey, asshole in SUV who pulled a U-turn and almost hit me crossing the street WHEN I HAD THE LIGHT- you are the reason I hate drivers. #
  • 10:16 @DanLangley He was going pretty fast and accelerating to boot, or I would have. #
  • 12:23 What is wrong with America? bit.ly/Scf3B #
  • 13:58 I want to burn the phrase "she's just not that into you" to the ground. Then I want to piss on the ashes. Then I want to bury them. #
  • 14:06 @leewaters I can get a gun. #
  • 21:38 I have a pimple inside my nostril and it really hurts. Can we get robot bodies yet? #
  • 22:27 Okay, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is awesome. Why have I never seen this before? #
  • 23:04 Okay, I take it back. After the first half hour it gets pretty dull for about... an hour. #
  • 23:07 So Mad Max is destroying Bartertown basically because he's just a huge asshole, right? #
  • 23:09 Yeah, this movie is definitely a lot duller when Tina Turner isn't emoting. #
  • 23:33 Well, that's over. Now to eat a chocolate buttercream cupcake and play an adventure game from the early '90s! #
  • 23:33 Woooooo! FRIDAY!!!!!! #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
19 June 2009 @ 12:09 am
  • 10:04 @DanLangley Why were you awake at 1AM? No wonder you're tired all the time, sleep apnea dude. #
  • 10:05 Ah, this weather is wonderful! Right? #
  • 10:13 @lostinmiami You have issues, my twitter friend. #
  • 10:26 @lostinmiami It's a decent point, I suppose. I find sit-ups to be a bit sexy. #
  • 11:58 @eddus :D #
  • 12:44 Sooo... they have Father's Day cards from dogs now. Yeah. #
  • 15:07 @zellybeanie Boy, someone's bitter. #
  • 15:09 @zellybeanie Starbucks... Au Bon Pain... a cab... um.... #
  • 15:11 @zellybeanie Unless of course that $300.00 was a returned deposit, in which case, yeah, I'd bitch them out. #
  • 15:14 Why does it smell like burning in here? #
  • 17:09 RT: @cartridgeblower: E: Please Digg us! It will help us out a lot! bit.ly/Q9vvM #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
18 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 10:00 Help! I need date ideas in New York for tomorrow night! I am so bad at thinking of things to do! #
  • 10:22 @eddus That's a great idea! I even really want to go to the High Line! Why am I so stupid about thinking of things to do! #
  • 10:35 @eddus It's supposed to be beautiful. It's been in the planning/working stages for years! #
  • 10:35 @TracerBullet I don't know! Hopefully he won't find out ;) #
  • 10:40 @eddus If we end up going I'll let you know how it looks! Maybe I'll even take some pictures. #
  • 15:17 OMG EVERYONE STOP FUCKING TWITTERING ABOUT THE FUCKING IPHONE OS UPGRADE NO ONE CARES #
  • 18:05 @BarackObama NOT GOOD ENOUGH! #notgoodenough #
  • 20:30 @zellybeanie What's going on? Are you okay? #
  • 20:31 @DanLangley Are you going to put out? #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
17 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:01 I will never understand the sweater/shorts clothing combo. #
  • 09:23 D'oh! I thought the Criterion re-release of My Dinner with Andre was out today, but it's actually next week. Sad! #
  • 09:24 @eddus That's how I usually roll too... #
  • 09:35 @eddus Don't you love me anymore? You're not playing our Lexulous game. :( #
  • 09:39 @eddus It's okay, I forgive you! :D #
  • 09:39 @eddus Twitter's been too quiet recently... I think I need to find some more fun people to follow and interact with. #
  • 09:41 @eddus I have a cute boy! He's new and his name is Rick. I don't think he's on Twitter, but that's okay, because I get to make out with him. #
  • 09:53 @leewaters They're not real. :( How I wish they were. #
  • 09:54 @leewaters Ugh, I agree. At a certain point NY legislatures making jokes about how dysfunctional the legislature is just gets disgusting. #
  • 09:54 @leewaters NYC should really separate and form its own state. #
  • 10:28 @leewaters If we did become our own state we'd have to revamp the City Council into a bicameral legislature, so who knows what would happen. #
  • 10:36 @leewaters Yes, it would be immensely difficult to pull off. Entrenched interests. #
  • 11:10 I want to have a Kindergarten Cop party. #
  • 11:20 @leewaters YES. I love this idea. #
  • 12:11 @leewaters Zappos.com! #
  • 12:39 @leewaters I have big feet too. I've never really noticed a problem. This sounds like an excuse. ;) #
  • 12:39 @eddus At least you're not sitting in an office! #
  • 12:50 @leewaters That's my shoe size! #
  • 12:53 @leewaters Yeah, no, I know what you mean. The width is definitely the problem. I find it's usually not a problem with sneakers. #
  • 12:54 @leewaters I bought a pair of Campers on Zappos and they fit perfectly and didn't need to be broken in. #
  • 18:45 @eddus Well, we have same-sex marriage :p (in some states) #
  • 18:45 @eddus I can't afford it :( #
  • 18:51 @eddus Yeah, that's why I'm glad we're going the route of marriage equality rather than civil unions. #
  • 21:53 @leewaters @GayRainArmy Why 5:45PM EST? I won't be home by then. #
  • 21:59 @leewaters You can do that? #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
16 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 00:19 @brentalfloss OMG YES. I'm glad someone else is too. #
  • 09:17 Whoa, the new TwitterFox update is trippy. #
  • 09:31 @zellybeanie Yes, it went well. Yes. #
  • 09:36 @zellybeanie Sometime this week... and no pics! #
  • 12:01 My officemate is out today so I'm listening to WNYC and feeling incredibly white. #
  • 17:56 RT @j_ro: twitter shouldn't do maintenance tonight, Iran needs this media outlet. // Any possibility or logistically too hard for them? #
  • 21:40 @leewaters Do you mean "take the mickey"? It means make fun of. #
  • 22:34 @eddus I answered @leewaters first! #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
15 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 21:29 @lostinmiami This was our fourth date in two and a half weeks. #
  • 21:29 I bowled, drank beer outside, and made out with a cute guy several times. Pretty good weekend. #
  • 21:30 The original The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is on channel 11 right now, New Yorkers! #
  • 21:34 @lostinmiami Hee! I think the most dates I've ever had with different guys in one week was 2. I can't do anymor than that- too exhausting. #
  • 21:41 @lostinmiami Awww. Well, dating is stressful. #
  • 22:45 Did I really just say to my roommate "The Yets/Mankees game was yesterday."? Yes. Yes I did. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
14 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 00:05 @leewaters Me too! Suck, it cousin with the same name as me! #
  • 00:06 You know, I just realized that The Adventures of Pete & Pete is really fucking punk. How did this show ever get on the air? #
  • 00:09 @zellybeanie I have the first two, and will always be mad that the third got canceled. #
  • 00:24 @epenthesis I can see it. #
  • 11:02 Who wants to be a deputy/I want to be a deputy! #
  • 12:24 I just spent like $12 on Rock Band downloads, but I now have "Linger" and "Sex Machine". I don't think I'm playing the game right. #
  • 12:27 Oh, and Pat Benatar- "Heartbreaker". Hee hee #
  • 12:28 Haha Phish fuck you Rock Band #
  • 13:38 I would like to get rid of cable and save money, but then I'd have to stop watching 3 hours of HGTV a day, and that is a terrifying thought. #
  • 13:42 @lostinmiami Looks like a fox to me. #
  • 13:48 @lostinmiami Foxes? I don't think they are, no. Maybe rabies? #
  • 15:56 Off to date #4. Wish me luck, Twitter! I SAID WISH ME LUCK #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
13 June 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:30 According to Podtrac, Cartridge Blowers has had downloads from France and Israel. How about that! #
  • 10:04 @lostinmiami Why not? I think it's a fair point. #
  • 10:07 @lostinmiami Oh, I don't know about that. I don't read The Onion. It stopped being funny in like 1999. #
  • 10:32 It's going to be a long day. I'm fucking bored as hell and it's only 10:30. #
  • 10:59 @zellybeanie You have a very interesting life. And by interesting I mean slutty. #
  • 11:02 @zellybeanie Slutty's not a bad thing. No judging here. I'm just continually amazed by all your tweets about sex. #
  • 11:11 @zellybeanie Ooh... I like that. #
  • 11:11 RT: @zellybeanie: @TracerBullet I'm not a slut. A slut sleep with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone BUT you.
    I'm a bitch. #
  • 11:40 Why are we supposed to give children a seat on the train? Did they just work all day? #
  • 11:41 Just entered the Apple TV contest. Win by following @WeekinRewind and RETWEET often. xr.com/8z4 He follows back everyone! #
  • 14:11 Testing... testing... one, two, three... #
  • 14:12 Just entered the Apple TV contest. Win by following @WeekinRewind and RETWEET often. xr.com/8z4 He follows back everyone! #
  • 14:17 @DanLangley Your mom #
  • 14:23 @DanLangley Very called for #
  • 15:42 In June the LGBTs typically wish one another Happy Pride. This is just as common as wishing someone Happy Birthday or Congratulations. #
  • 15:42 No we don't. Why are you telling straight people lies, LGBT community? #
  • 15:45 @leewaters I don't say it in either because it's stupid. #
  • 15:48 @leewaters Oh god, I am terrified. #
  • 16:35 @lostinmiami Barebacking? For shame. #
  • 16:38 @lostinmiami Also, if it is him, he shaves his pubes. Ew. #
  • 16:40 @lostinmiami Sure, trim (who like picking pubes out of their teeth?), but we're guys, no need to shave it all off. #
  • 16:43 @lostinmiami Yeah, I didn't see that before. He had his hand covering it. Not as bad as I thought. #
  • 16:43 @lostinmiami I always thought he was fucking hot though, so this is like Christmas! #
  • 16:48 @lostinmiami I'm worse, I was looking at the pictures at work XD #
  • 16:54 @lostinmiami No, he's not. Ah, the internet. #
  • 17:47 @zellybeanie I totally just saw you on the corner of 42nd and 6th, didn't I? #
  • 23:47 @zellybeanie I'm scared of strangers. Also, I was in a rush to meet someone down by Herald Square. #
  • 23:48 Good night. Podcast meeting, then beer at gay dive bar. Now watching Pete & Pete. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
12 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 09:47 I wonder how long it's going to be before '90s stations start popping up. We're almost there, I'd think. #
  • 10:13 @epenthesis Why can't you renew the domain? #
  • 11:05 Canada! RT @planetmoney: Intern Matt, Canadian, says he's never heard of "kickball." Apparently they call it "soccer baseball" up there. #
  • 12:03 Eisenhower had Crohn's? I really should stop my bitching then. #
  • 20:51 @leewaters Hey baby #
  • 20:53 @lostinmiami Hey baby #
  • 20:56 Just added myself to alumtweet.com - Salesianum School '98 and New York University '02 #
  • 21:00 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED ♫ blip.fm/~82j4f #
  • 21:01 @lostinmiami Who the fuck wants to be bothered by people bothering you all the time? "Come for drinks, come eat pizza" who cares, go away #
  • 21:10 @leewaters @lostinmiami I'm way too much of an introvert to ever want to use something like this, I guess. #
  • 21:11 @lostinmiami Nothing wrong with being slutty. I didn't have a slutty youth, although I guess I sort of am now, but I don't think I'm young. #
  • 21:16 @lostinmiami I'm right in the middle of that (28) but I came out at like 16-17, so. #
  • 21:24 @lostinmiami Yeah, I'd like to meet someone and get married within a few years. #
  • 21:30 @leewaters What! Since when! #
  • 21:33 @leewaters I'd like one or two more friends in the city, but I've always been the type of person to only have a few close friends. #
  • 21:41 I love watching HGTV way too much to be healthy. I literally have sat here watching it for 5 hours before. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
11 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 09:53 I have Mmm Bop stuck in my head. Kill me now. #
  • 09:53 @leewaters NOOOOOOOOOO #
  • 10:14 I saw someone on the train this morning reading Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. We're doing that now? Really? #
  • 10:14 @eddus @leewaters I do not respect his decision! I just got used to having his tweets back! #
  • 10:24 @eddus @leewaters Good idea. How can we do that? #
  • 13:44 @zellybeanie When you tether a cell phone, you can use it as a high-speed modem for a computer. #