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Spaceman Spiff
05 December 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 09:26 RT: @FakeMTA: The N train will never connect to LaGuardia Airport, due to Robert Moses being a total douche. #
  • 10:16 Hot guy standing in front of me on the train this morning. Had to bite my lip to stop myself from grabbing his crotch. #
  • 10:25 @lostinmiami @arof24 Subway groping is not a laughing matter. However, it is a sexy matter. #
  • 10:28 @lostinmiami Oh yeah, I've been logged out of that for like a year. #
  • 10:31 @lostinmiami You'd probably feel differently if you were a woman... #
  • 10:34 @lostinmiami I meant you'd feel differently about being groped if you were a woman. #
  • 10:34 @lostinmiami Hell, I don't think I'd react kindly to some dude copping a feel on the train. #
  • 10:35 @lostinmiami I think most people understand if you take a minute or two to come back to respond. #
  • 10:37 @epenthesis It wasn't so much a "missed connection" as it was "random ogling". #
  • 11:03 @lostinmiami The rules are a little different there. #
  • 11:06 So basically every comedy blog now is launched with the express purpose of getting a book deal, right? #
  • 11:07 I mean, who is buying these books? It's all right there on the internetblogs for free #
  • 12:46 I just became the mayor of Au Bon Pain-44th St on @foursquare! bit.ly/78WCgh #
  • 13:12 @QueerMunky It's not horrible, but it's nowhere near the level of insane quality that happens later. #
  • 13:53 @Todfilm I didn't get my invite #
  • 13:58 @Todfilm I never want to fly to LA #
  • 14:04 RT @GamingTheNews Xbox Live manager Marc Whitten talks to farmers, says Project Natal will “change the way you milk cows.” #
  • 14:59 @Todfilm I'm a New Yorker. I don't own a car! #
  • 15:00 I started a comedy Twitter account, you should all follow it: @GamingTheNews #
  • 16:40 RT: @FakeMTA: State Senate votes to change name of Staten Island Ferry to Staten IslandHeterosexual. #
  • 17:28 Facebook is horrible www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/LIKELIKE2.png #
  • 18:05 I'm at Keens Steakhouse (72 W 36th St, btw 6th and 5th Ave, New York). bit.ly/3y0urb #
  • 18:05 I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/6tJi7W #
  • 23:17 Okay I have reached my limit of the boyfriend's work holiday party. Please send help. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
04 December 2009 @ 12:05 am
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
03 December 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 08:39 From bed to street in 20 minutes. Well, it's been quite a while since I've overslept. #
  • 08:40 @eddus You have inspired me to perhaps try my hand at knitting. It seems relaxing. Any recommendations on how to start? #
  • 09:23 @lostinmiami It's sunny here, but cold. My favorite kind of weather. #
  • 09:24 @eddus Cool! Thanks for the suggestions! I will see what I can scare up at the library. Maybe there's a knitting support group too :D #
  • 09:43 @lostinmiami Link? #
  • 09:44 @lostinmiami I don't particularly care for the term "gaymer", but only because I find it goofy. #
  • 10:08 @lostinmiami It doesn't really matter. It's jut a little silly. #
  • 11:12 @lostinmiami Eric means "shy". Close enough... #
  • 11:32 Meredith Baxter is a lesbian? Oddly not surprised. #
  • 12:04 RT @FakeMTA Mayor Accd of Using Sbwy-Ridng Dbles: Locals spot Bloomberg on F,6 and R at 7am. Seen kissing a baby and buying a gyro at 7:05. #
  • 12:37 twitpic.com/runry New puppy for my office. These keep me from jumping out a window. #
  • 13:08 I'm at Au Bon Pain-44th St (16 E 44th St, Madison Ave, New York). bit.ly/78WCgh #
  • 14:10 @cheesivore Cookies are totally underrated! I just had one! #
  • 14:12 @DanLangley So bascially you're not even pretending to work #
  • 14:22 @cheesivore awwwww puppy #
  • 15:08 @qmuser Hey, at least you don't have to live here. #
  • 15:12 @qmuser Well, that's true! #
  • 15:36 @eddus ...... What? #
  • 15:51 @eddus YOU TAKE THAT BACK MISTER #
  • 15:51 @cheesivore THANK YOU. #
  • 16:03 @cheesivore I couldn't find a list anywhere! And one of those guys is MY senator. #
  • 21:11 No one wants to get married in NY anyway; it's the only state without no-fault marriage. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
02 December 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 15:41 twitpic.com/rqsoy Tis the season (growl) #
  • 16:10 @JonasFiel They got my order wrong, though. I wanted a peppermint mocha and instead I got hot chocolate :( #
  • 16:15 @JonasFiel No... #
  • 17:51 I'm at Cosi Sandwich Bar - Park Ave (257 Park Ave S., New York). bit.ly/6yOw5V #
  • 19:06 I'm at Chipotle Mexican Grill (Gramercy) (125 E 23rd St, btw Lexington and Park, New York). bit.ly/2uufho #
  • 20:15 twitpic.com/rrx70 Merry Christmas! #
  • 20:39 @meghancnyc That... um... @angrytownhall is a humor account, right? RIGHT #
  • 20:51 So, Biography HD is randomly showing The Star Trek 25th Anniversary Special from 1991. WTF? #
  • 20:51 @QueerMunky You're a man. Why would you do that? #
  • 20:59 @QueerMunky It's only respectful in a majority-female house and apparently they don't care! #
  • 21:04 @QueerMunky Are... are you telling me that you pee sitting down? #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
01 December 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 15:06 I like how people have been texting me to see where I've been because I haven't been signed into chat but when I do they're all quiet. #
  • 15:13 @DanLangley I wasn't talking about you... well, not only you. Other people talk to me, you know! #
  • 15:14 @cheesivore Perhaps... either that or they're trying to psychologically damage me. #
  • 15:25 @cheesivore Oh no! That sounds deliciously frightful! #
  • 16:48 @DanLangley OMG get out of my head #
  • 16:58 @DanLangley Rich and I were talking yesterday about going to an arboretum but I said it would be better in the not-winter! #
  • 16:58 @DanLangley PS Gmail is acting funky for me. For you too? #
  • 21:25 Saints TD! #
  • 21:54 Oh man I am loving this game. #
 
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
30 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 11:34 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, time, okay - w33.us/1exe #
  • 11:35 Hey, I felt well enough to stand at the sink for 10 minutes to do the dishes! This is a good sign. #
  • 13:11 I should decorate for Christmas today, but I still don't feel too great. It can wait I guess. #
  • 13:20 @DanLangley Dairy? Are you trying to make me drown in my own mucus? #
  • 13:32 @DanLangley I have a really terrible cold... #
  • 14:12 The Jets just intercepted for the third time. Hah! #
  • 14:21 What. the. hell. www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/opinion/29sun3.html?ref=opinion #
  • 15:30 @lostinmiami Just own it. I walked 10 blocks to the drugstore and back yesterday in pajamas. Of course it helped that I looked like death. #
  • 15:33 @lostinmiami That's a bit much. My rule is: quick walk to the bodega or grocery (or drugstore when sick) is fine. Eating out is not fine. #
  • 15:55 @lostinmiami That seems a bit much #
  • 15:57 @lostinmiami And I thought New Yorkers were rude! #
  • 16:04 @lostinmiami How did you burn yourself? #
  • 20:07 OMG Chuck Woolery on Mike Huckabee's show. I feel like I'm having a stroke. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
29 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 12:40 RT @owenpallett Ugh, that Kurt character makes me gag. I don't want to be gay anymore. #
  • 14:37 @lostinmiami How do you twitter from Wave? #
  • 14:48 @lostinmiami I haven't logged into my Wave account in a day or so. I dunno what the fuck to do with it. #
  • 14:52 @lostinmiami I have four or something. Add me! #
  • 14:56 Okay, so I am now twittering from Wave. Interesting! #
  • 15:40 @Todfilm I dunno, I'm still figuring it out. It seems pretty neat though. #
  • 17:17 Women calling their breasts "the girls" kind of makes me want to die #
  • 17:40 @epenthesis Why not just call them tits or whatever? I dunno. #
  • 17:53 OMG tomorrow on TLC: The 650-pound Virgin: The Weight Is Over. I love cable. #
  • 21:02 I hate being short of breath while sitting on a couch. Damn stuffy nose is driving me crazy. #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
28 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 12:27 @lostinmiami No fair that you get snow and we don't #
  • 12:27 Facebook appears to be broken again. #
  • 13:56 @DanLangley @lostinmiami Scrabble! #
  • 15:11 I'm at Amtrak 30th Street Station (2955 Market St, Philadelphia). bit.ly/xbc9a #
  • 15:14 Cold has moved on to coughing and sneezing. If anyone tries to sit next to me on the train I'll just yell "H1N1!!!" #
  • 15:24 @qmuser Evil? More like delevilful! #
  • 16:51 I'm at Penn Station (438 8th Avenue, West 33rd Street, New York). bit.ly/2hpnSn #
  • 17:47 twitpic.com/r7zde This right here is why I love my mother #
  • 20:24 I am about to watch Bruno. Wish me luck. #
  • 22:24 The person in charge of picking movies to air on Logo is a Google script for "terrible+gay+boarding+school" #
  • 22:44 Call now! tweetreel.com/?ahbd6 #
  • 22:53 @lostinmiami Totally, right? #
  • 22:53 @lostinmiami I was about to tweet something but then realized it wasn't a good idea. #
  • 22:59 @lostinmiami Not out of bounds, it was in reference to someone that we have in common #
  • 22:59 @lostinmiami I should TiVo Ellen, I always like what I see of her show. #
  • 23:02 @cheesivore Oooh. I may have to run out in pajamas here in a bit- out of OJ and toilet paper. Dangerous combo #
  • 23:12 @lostinmiami I barely have time to keep up with prime time stuff, I dunno if I'd have to time to watch Ellen, though. #
  • 23:33 @lostinmiami Good idea. I have lots of vacation coming up too #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
27 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 11:07 10 hours later and I'm awake. Feel a little achey, but I think it's just this bed. Now to go rustle up scrapple and french toast. #
  • 11:08 @benanddave I am going to have some delicious scrapple for breakfast. #
  • 11:24 Welp, got a Google Wave invitation. Now what? #
  • 11:32 I think I have a cold. When I have a cold. I have no appetite. NOOOOOOOO #
  • 13:32 @mollywood You need to clean your stove more often #
  • 13:45 @mollywood Just a joke! The stock looks delicious. But I have to say, getting a "bite me" from Molly Wood made my day. :D #
  • 13:47 @aj_webster The what now? #
  • 13:52 @DanLangley What is this in response to? #
  • 13:55 @meghancnyc They don't want to take attention away from the dog. #
  • 14:00 @DanLangley Ahhhh. Okay! I think you showed up in my Wave list. #
  • 14:02 @aj_webster I don't understand this at all, but I want more whuffies. #
  • 14:15 @DanLangley Did you get fired? #
  • 14:24 @QueerMunky Eh, we made better use of the land #
  • 14:28 @DanLangley People play games on Google Wave? AWESOME!!! #
  • 14:31 @QueerMunky Oh well, I didn't have anything to do with it. My peeps were over in Ireland trying not to starve to death. #
  • 14:35 I'm sick and lying down using a laptop while covered in a blanket. Now I understand the necessity of the Snuggie! #
  • 18:44 Apparently I have 8 Google Wave invitations. Anyone want one? #
  • 23:07 If you are standing on line to shop at 4AM, go kill yourself. You are everything that's wrong with America. #
  • 23:14 @qmuser Good point. They are included. #
  • 23:47 @cheesivore You would be proud- I ran out to the store today in pajama bottoms. :D #
  • 23:52 @cheesivore That would have been an excellent idea! I had no alcohol today because of the cold. Good thing I like my family! #
  • 23:58 @cheesivore Aw man! That is criminal! #
 
 
Spaceman Spiff
26 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 10:16 RT: @cartridgeblower: E: Download this week's Cartridge Blowers! It is exciting! www.cartridgeblowers.com #
  • 11:27 @lostinmiami OMG I WANT TO SCRUNCH HIS FACE PUPPYYYYYYYYYY #
  • 12:07 Adam Lambert is really gross looking. #
  • 14:00 I'm at Penn Station (33rd Street, 7th Ave. & 8th Ave, New York). bit.ly/2hpnSn #
  • 14:01 I'm at Tim Hortons - Penn Station (Penn St - LIRR Concourse, New York). bit.ly/6lBO7d #
  • 14:25 @JonasFiel I asked for a blueberry donut but they gave me a cake one. :( #
  • 15:12 If the straight people sitting in front of me on this train don't stop making out I am going to start kicking their seat #
  • 15:24 @JonasFiel How naughty of you ;) #
  • 15:25 @watercoolerfilm Too late :( #
  • 15:33 I'm at Amtrak 30th Street Station (2955 Market St, Philadelphia). bit.ly/xbc9a #
  • 15:33 I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/4JG1B6 #
  • 15:37 Is paying a dollar extra worth not having to stand on line for 20 minutes? I think so. #
  • 15:44 Someone named Lisa Scottoline is doing a booksigning at the newsstand in 30th Street Station in Philly. This is geniunely depressing. #
  • 20:22 I think I'm allergic to Delaware. #
  • 20:25 @lostinmiami It's spelled Rehoboth, and watch it, you're insulting my home state. #
  • 20:33 @lostinmiami Delaware gets shit frome everyone. It's like family- you can insult them, but if an outsider does it, it's game over #
  • 20:33 @lostinmiami But I see your point, I'd be upset if I were from WV too ;) #
  • 21:41 @lostinmiami I agree! #
  • 21:50 @lostinmiami Nah, it's fine. Who's going to get mad at you? #